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                         35 Reasons Why Cucumber
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>> > >                      Are Better Than Men
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>> > >
>> > >   1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches longer.
>> > >   1. Prumerna okurka je minimalne 15 centimetru dlouha.
>> > >
>> > >   2. Cucumbers stay hard for 2 weeks.
>> > >   2. Okurka vydrzi tvrda pres 2 tydny.
>> > >
>> > >   3. A cucumber won't tell you that the size doesn't matter.
>> > >   3. Okurka Ti nerekne, ze na velikosti nezalezi.
>> > >
>> > >   4. Cucumbers don't get too excited.
>> > >   4. Okurka se nikdy prilis nevzrusi.
>> > >
>> > >   5. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
>> > >   5. Okurky se daji lehce sehnat.
>> > >
>> > >   6. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket and you know
>> > >      how firm they are before you take one home.
>> > >   6. Drive nez okurku koupis, muzes si ji v obchode osahat,
>> > >      abys vedela, jaka je.
>> > >
>> > >   7. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
>> > >   7. Okurka Te bude po ranu vzdy respektovat.
>> > >
>> > >   8. You can go to a movie with a cucumber and see the movie.
>> > >   8. S okurkou muzes jit do kina a DIVAT se na film.
>> > >
>> > >   9. At a drive-in, you can stay in the front seat - a
>> > >      cucumber can always wait until you get home.
>> > >   9. Pri rizeni muzes kdykoli zustat na prednim sedadle -
>> > >      - okurka vzdy pocka nez se dostanes domu.
>> > >
>> > >  10. A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the first?"
>> > >  10. Okurka se nikdy nezepta: "Jsem prvni?"
>> > >
>> > >  11. A cucumber won't tell other cucumbers that you are not a
>> > >      virgin any longer.
>> > >  11. Okurka nikdy nerekne ostatnim okurkam, ze uz nejsi panna.
>> > >
>> > >  12. With a cucumber, you don't have to be a virgin more than
>> > >      once.
>> > >  12. S okurkou uz dal nemusis byt pannou.
>> > >
>> > >  13. Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or make you
>> > >      go to bed with your boots on.
>> > >  13. Okurka Te nebude nutit, aby sis oblekala eroticke pradlo a
>> > >      boty si brala s sebou do postele.
>> > >
>> > >  14. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
>> > >  14. Muzes mit tolik okurek, kolik se ti vejde do ruky.
>> > >
>> > >  15. You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
>> > >  15. Pokud chces, muzes okurku proste snist.
>> > >
>> > >  16. Cucumbers aren't into meaningful discussions.
>> > >  16. Okurka s tebou nikdy dlouze nediskutuje.
>> > >
>> > >  17. Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynaecologist,
>> > >      skiinstructor or hairdresser.
>> > >  17. Okurka nikdy nebude zarlit na tveho gynekologa,
>> > >      instruktora lyzovani nebo kadernika.
>> > >
>> > >  18. A cucumber will never make a scene because there are
>> > >      other cucumbers in the fridge.
>> > >  18. Okurka nikdy neudela scenu kvuli tomu, ze v lednicce
>> > >      jsou dalsi okurky.
>> > >
>> > >  19. No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh
>> > >      cucumber.
>> > >  19. At uz jsi jakkoliv stara, vzdycky muzes mit cerstvou
>> > >      (mladou) okurku.
>> > >
>> > >  20. A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.
>> > >  20. Okurce je jedno, co je zrovna za den.
>> > >
>> > >  21. With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.
>> > >  21. S okurkou nikdy nemusis rikat, ze je ti lito ...
>> > >
>> > >  22. Cucumbers can stay all night and you won't have to sleep
>> > >      in the wet spot.
>> > >  22. Okurka muze zustat s tebou celou noc a ty nemusis spat
>> > >      v mokrem.
>> > >
>> > >  23. Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your
>> > >      chest, or drool on the pillow.
>> > >  23. Okurky nikdy neusnou na tvych zadech, nechrapou a neslintaji
>> > >      na polstar
>> > >
>> > >  24. Cucumbers won't leave you wondering for a month.
>> > >  24. Okurka te nikdy udivenou neopusti na mesic.
>> > >
>> > >  25. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
>> > >  25. Okurky nikdy neodpovidaji tve telefony a nikdy si nepujcuji
>> > >      tvoje auto
>> > >
>> > >  26. A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your
>> > >      liquor.
>> > >  26. Okurka nikdy nesezere vsechno tvoje jidlo a nevychlasta
>> > >      tvuj alkohol.
>> > >
>> > >  27. Cucumbers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
>> > >  27. Okurky nenechavaji spinave slipy na podlaze.
>> > >
>> > >  28. With a cucumber the toilet seat is always the way you
>> > >      left it.
>> > >  28. S okurkou zustava sedatko na zachode porad ve stejne pozici
>> > >
>> > >  29. A cucumber will never leave you for:
>> > >      - another man
>> > >      - another woman
>> > >      - another cucumber.
>> > >  29. Okurka te nikdy neopusti kvuli:
>> > >      - jinemu muzi
>> > >      - jine zene
>> > >      - jine okurce
>> > >
>> > >  30. You won't find out later that your cucumber:
>> > >      - is married
>> > >      - is on penicillin
>> > >      - likes you, but loves your brother.
>> > >  30. Nikdy pozdeji nezjistis, ze tva okurka:
>> > >      - je zenata
>> > >      - bere prasky
>> > >      - ma rada Tebe, ale miluje Tveho bratra
>> > >
>> > >  32. You don't have to wait until half time to talk to your
>> > >      cucumber.
>> > >  32. Nemusis cekat az na polocas, aby sis mohla popovidat se
>> > >      svoji okurkou.
>> > >
>> > >  33. Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
>> > >  33. Okurky nikdy neocekavaji, ze s nimi budes mit male
>> > >      okurecky.
>> > >
>> > >  34. It's easy to drop a cucumber.
>> > >  34. Jak je jednoduche odlozit okurku ...
>> > >
>> > >  35. No matter how you slice it, you can have your cake and
>> > >      eat it!
>> > >  35. At uz provedes se svoji okurkou cokoli, vzdycky z ni muzes
>> > >      udelat zakusek a snist ji


Cyril Hoschl
Karolina